Smacked by Frugal Hacks?

So along about April I thought it be a fun idea to join the Frugal Hacks blogroll. I enjoyed reading the member blogs, and thought mine would be a good fit. But no. My humble blog has yet to be given entree to that most rarefied of Frugal aeries.

I should know better than to want to belong to an organization run by women. I really should know better because I worked for a large public library system for fifteen years which was run by women, and the men who worked there were also women, and sometimes it was hell, pure hell. (You know who you are, you little devils).

Hee hee, ok, so statements like the above are probably what are causing the problem…in case you didn’t notice, I managed to say “hell” twice and “devil” once. A priori, my wickedness knows no bounds. And even I have to admit that some might take that shameless statement as not being “in keeping with a Christian worldview” as demanded by the Keepers of Frugal Hacks.

But fair is fair. From time to time I’ve come across some blog posts on Frugal Hacks that seem, er, well, a little crude. I don’t name names because I think it will be more fun for you to ferret them out for yourselves.

In Frugal Hacks’ defense, it’s quite possible that I can’t distinguish between Christian crudeness (acceptable) and Heathen crudeness (unacceptable), which innocently leads me to lump all types of crudeness under the general heading “Crudeness”. Mea culpa. I was raised as a Catholic, after all.

So I must now come to a parting of ways with Frugal Hacks, by which I mean I banish their badge from my blog forever! I know, I know, the admin of Frugal Hacks will be devastated by this. Well, I know they would be devastated if they knew who I was. I take comfort in that.

Down to business….anyone…anyone….Buelller…..Buelller…..how the heck do I get rid of that thing?!