Mickey, Lend Me Your Ears

An open letter to Mickey Mouse

“Dear Mr. Mouse,

It has come to my attention that Disney Studios will be releasing the movie “Confessions of a Shopaholic” on Valentine’s Day.  As a Frugal Crusader, I would like to suggest that, in the interests of fair play, you might like to consider the other side of the equation - that’s right, I’m referring to the Frugal Side.

Perhaps it would interest your viewing public to view “The Confessions of A Frugal(holic?)”.  It could be a very thrilling story, as I’m sure you know.  The subject of the movie could be someone very Frugal, someone who refuses to buy paper towels, hmmmm….I don’t know, maybe someone just like me (or, really, just me).

I understand that “Shopaholic” is in the time-honored tradition of “The Confessions of Saint Augustine”, wherein the protagonist buys an E-ticket to the Enlightenment Train.  So I think that there are definitely seeds of Frugal greatness already germinating in your movie.  However, why not skip the froth altogether and go straight to the Frugal (on-sale) meat of the matter?

“Confessions of a Frugal(holic?)” would have plenty of “conflict” to keep viewers on the edge of their seats.  For example, nothing beats the breathless drama of the eternal store brand vs. name brand dilemma. How about this for drama: Frugal girl meets Spendthrift boy.  Shenanigans ensue. And don’t get me started on bulk buying - Action?!?  You’d better believe it, Mr. Mouse.

I leave the choice of actors to your discretion.  Though I do have one or two little ideas on that matter, if you would like to hear them. Of course, it goes without saying - try to get the best deal possible when negotiating performer salaries.

Sincerely,

Tessie, The Frugal Lady”